This afternoon is totally nuts!. All of this that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This entire event has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I saw a monkey wearing a suit. It looked totally unfazed. You might say it was the most peculiar thing I've read more ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Truly I Couldn't Wrap My Head Around This!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This can't be real, right?

• My mind is blown
• This can't be happening
• Someone pinch me

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't understand what just took place. I was driving down the street and suddenly this massive squirrel flew down from the sky. It was carrying a miniature sword! This is the truth. It stared at me for a moment, flew up into the sky. I still can't believe what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe this? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I swear this is {thefact. That story is totally outrageous, I almost think it's real..

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can'tfigure out this.

This is Beyond Belief

This situation is absolutely insane. I simply understand what we've just seen. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.

• Am I dreaming?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.